Amen walks into a bar.....

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it: "LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."
The LORD replied: "My son, my precious child, who do you think you are Sherlock Holmes?! Regardless, I love you and I would never leave you. During the times when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I was riding on your back in the piggy fashion.....even i can't resist a good piggyback ride. Hey, do you want to have a chicken fight in the pool later?!"