Mystery Piano in the woods 'stumps' police

Art is not a crime, but if you do find a piano in the forest, call the police immediately. What one might consider an art exhibit, others consider 'Exhibit A'. After a seemingly sublime discovery, a woman finds a piano placed in the woods, the black & white's are on the seen to investigate the 'ebonies & ivories' AKA the 88 keys (naturally, they started with the black keys) they were unable to make any progress, so they took a sample of the stool (oh snap).
i imagine that finding this would have felt very inspirational and i am jealous. this story is in the key of WTF Minor
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