habit of the day #3

today the habit i bestow upon you is actually as much the video as it is the song. i was actually going to drop a different song on you by the same group but when i couldn't find it i came across this one (awesome story, great job!) the video's perfect for it cuz it's such a cartoony fluffy track....i'm sure i'll be sick of it mere days, but for now enojoy....
SPORTO KANTES - "Whistle"

Congressman endorses sessions

Today Congress is in "session" and possibly saying no more cuffs for puffs (boosh! that's pure wit). Apparently it's actually not a productive use of police and public servants' time to profile hippies and come smash your bong...they should stick to profiling the other hairy, smelly guys. I'm sure Barney Frank will be the next generation of American hero. read full article below:
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/30/frank.marijuana/index.html
UPDATE: rejected titles for this article include, "Can't We All Just Get A Bong" and "A Budding New Policy"

FACT: Mr. Rogers taught Chuck Norris the facts

link to article: http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/07/28/mf.mrrogers.neighbor/index.html since it's on CNN i like to imagine all the facts presented to me in the voice of James Earl Jones.

Recently Added Fact: in his off-time, Fred Rogers had a hobby of posing like his favorite movie posters.

(pictured above we see him taking a Gump)

habit of the day #2

today is a song trapped in a videoless video. Why? is a band i just discovered and they're really growing on me. It's folky, funky, and funny.
WHY? - "The Hollows"

Charlie bit me 1 & 2

first you watch this one......and then you watch this one... thank you FunnyOrDie

leaked Wolverine Origins trailer.....'nuff said

a short time ago in a galaxy not too far away... it seems that some nerd at Comic-Con with a lightsaber in one hand but a camera in the other did some useful bootlegging, between taking photos of any T&A anime tunas and his flailing saber demonstration, and we now have the trailer for the "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" movie. the power of the dark side is blamed for compelling him to leak the footage

a letter from my reader...(and maybe one day i can add an 's' to the end of that word)

Dear VD,
i was recently shopping for some some "gaper pink" crocs ( i already have all the other colors so these would complete my collection. Yippy!) and i got some very lucrative suggestions from amazon.
Yours Truly,
Danny Douchington

Landon't touch that dial.....

habit of the day #1

today's habit is a song, it just so happens that the video comes with it for free. you might recognize it very recently from "Pineapple Express" trailers. its got a plethera of remixes out there but i'm dropping the og on you
M.I.A. - "Paper Planes"

Amen walks into a bar.....

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about it: "LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."
The LORD replied: "My son, my precious child, who do you think you are Sherlock Holmes?! Regardless, I love you and I would never leave you. During the times when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I was riding on your back in the piggy fashion.....even i can't resist a good piggyback ride. Hey, do you want to have a chicken fight in the pool later?!"