Jeebus Was A Rough Rider

this may look like and exorcism, but worry not my little lamb... its just excercise

and heres a fun activity for you
Can you spot these stand-out dance moves:

• the headbanger 1:17
• the company picnic 1:30
• shrug life 1:32
• the duck hunter 1:47
• fire marshall ill 1:54
• the blind boxer AKA jazzy jeff 2:01
• the trippin chicken 2:13
• american psycho shuffle 2:40
• infant interception 3:11
• holy hibernation 3:20
• spongebob exorcism 3:14 and 3:45
  

Mystery Piano in the woods 'stumps' police

Art is not a crime, but if you do find a piano in the forest, call the police immediately. What one might consider an art exhibit, others consider 'Exhibit A'. After a seemingly sublime discovery, a woman finds a piano placed in the woods, the black & white's are on the seen to investigate the 'ebonies & ivories' AKA the 88 keys (naturally, they started with the black keys) they were unable to make any progress, so they took a sample of the stool (oh snap).
i imagine that finding this would have felt very inspirational and i am jealous. this story is in the key of WTF Minor
READ FULL ARTICLE ON CNN.com

"Buttlicker, our prices have never been lower!!!"

emo supremo

never before has misery been so laughable. its like every cloud has a silver lining (or a dull grey one, if you're emo)

ear candy #17

MYAH - Stiletto Sex featuring Cheri
i stumbled across stiletto sex, a steamy salacious style song, whilst searching some site i saw yesterday....and then i sold some stolen seashells by the seashore. (this post was brought to you through the fabulousness of ALLITERATION)

Stephen Colbert & Trent Reznor... together at last

Stephen keeps pretty cool company, what with all the Spider-Mans and Nine Inch Nails

Rafter "Hope"

Rafter opened for WHY? a few monthes ago and ever since then they have a special place in the cockles of my eardrums, but i'm here to talk today to more about eyesockets... so watch this video

Punch Drunk Love in 5 seconds

this is what a conversation about Punch Drunk Love might look like:
Garfunkel:"Punch Drunk Love sounds like a chick flick with Adam Sandler not being funny"
Simon:"actually, to the contrary it's very much a dick flick too, hilarious yet substantial"
Garfunkel:"so does he kick some ass?"
Simon:"now that you mention it...yes"
and with that i give you Punch Drunk Love in 5 Seconds

ear candy #16

TOM VEK - I Ain't Saying My Goodbyes
I ain't saying Tom Vek is the cats meow, but my cat does say Tom Vek all the time with perfect annunciation. say hello to We Have Sound

ear candy #15

WHY? - Good Friday
a few noteworthy lyrics:
"blowing kisses to disinterested bitches"
"sending sexy sms's to my exes new man cause i can"

Senior Portraits Unbound

LINK TO: 16 Funny Senior Portraits And The Reasoning Behind Them
...and i had to add one simply uncanny senior photo (i hope, for his sake, that name was photoshop'd on)

"Manly Bike For Sale" on Craigslist

ah, the fine literary acheivements of a gentleman parting with his noble bicycle
LINK TO CRAIGSLIST POSTING: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html

"Joe the Teddybear" ruined by Obama

neglected by people caught up with Joe's of other professions and left in shambles by Obama's economic plans, Joe the teddybear has only one thing left to offer...















...but unfortunately Snuggle soft has the market cornered and he doesnt take kindly to competition...










...that is until "the incident"

If The World Could Vote

searching for a website with information about political opinions outside the U.S. on this election, i found a website that allows the world to vote for United States president, best part about it is the View Results which sorts by country the results from around the world. Granted, anyone can click a mouse even if they aren't registered and won't truly get out and vote, and i'm not sure if this thing counts one vote per IP or what, but it is interesting
check it out:http://www.iftheworldcouldvote.com/