Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Vicious Delicious Gets Personal

sometimes Vicious Delicious gets lonely. but fret not because craigslist personals are just the ticket. let's try our luck with some women seeking men
"Was just about to go to sleep"
but I washed my face and now I'm all awake, anyone interesting up for a friendly chat?
eu fala portugues ;]..haha well I'm learning.
*I do not appreciate pictures of you penis
..yes this is really me.

Vicious Delicious replies:
But pictures of my penis always appreciate, in fact one of them is now valued at $300 (jk, its only worth $3)
the fact that you claim its really you before i even doubted you, make me now doubt it really is you (yep, i'm a deep thinker)
nice to meet you, i am Eric

i guess she's just not that into you, if you're a good investment opportunity. but we'll let her slide because she is kinda cute. now let's see about her sense of humor...

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