Alec, in all His Glorious Wii'ness

Josh Freese Shows You How It's Done

Fact: less people would pirate music if more albums came with such prestigious frills as...
•"Take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborgini" •"Get drunk and cut each other's hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse (filmed and posted on youtube of course)"...but of course •"Twiggy and Josh take you and a guest to Roscoe's Chicken n' Waffle" •"Take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here)"
If you are releasing an album anytime soon, you might want to take some notes from josh Freese's album press release
"Since 1972" album release at http://joshfreese.com/

Kittens: a Narrated Novel

I have to admit that the first time I read "Kittens", I found it a bit dull. I just couldn't identify with the characters or get inside the kittens heads. However, this narrators rendering has rendered my mind changed.

Hillary Passes a Bill

ear candy #22

GRIP GRAND - "96 Tears (MF Shalem's Talk About It Mix)"

Have a Vicious Valentines (I Choo Choo Choose You)

Dear Cupid,
You can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time
Sincerely,
Tobias

ear candy #21

ANDRE 3000 (OUTKAST) - "Happy Valentine's Day"
this song is appropriately themed for today since i am an outcast...er, because it's valentine's day

Waka Waka Joaquin

if you love awkwardness...(insert awkward pause here)...then here's the clip for you! (with chronological follow-up's below)


top that!
OK go


i particularly appreciate how that clip is titled "Joaquin Phoenix falls on stage" when he clearly falls off the stage.

now top that!
well, if you insist



I ♥ Joaquin Phoenix!
but i will always keep a place in my heart for Crispin's visit

There Will Be Milkshakes

come on down to the bowling alley. there will be milkshakes, dancing, and... maybe even some blood

ear candy #20

THESE NEW PURITANS - "Elvis"
if a guitar and laptop have sex in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes, and it sounds alot like this...

Michael Phelps Goes for the Gold... Acapulco Gold

It's no secret that Michael Phelps loves the water. He swims in a pool, sleeps in a water bed, gets all the girls wet, and smokes pot in a water-pipe?! wait, what did he just say (you ask)... "did you just call a bong a water-pipe?" Yes I did, and more importantly I also just called Phelps a pot-head. Well, if I can't be more like a gold medal athlete, at least I can count on him being more like me.

















pictured above
(a bong poses with Phelps for a candid shot)