Charlie Chaplin vs. Adolf Hitler : Hat's Where Its At

is that a Chaplin in your hat or are you just Hitler to see me? this advertisement really makes an impact, i defintely want to grow a toothbrush moustache.... and for some reason i have the slightest desire to buy a hat to go with it.

via @caseywright

Thats Just The Money You Could Be Saving

at first i was a little creeped out when i saw this guy, but then a stranger informed me that its just the money i could be saving with Geico

Brothers But From Other Mothers

Saint Obama

this mysteriously showed up in my house last week (miraculously even). it didn't fool me though, i can tell it's not the real Jesus because there is no whole in the hand

Vicious Delicious Gets Personal

sometimes Vicious Delicious gets lonely. but fret not because craigslist personals are just the ticket. let's try our luck with some women seeking men

"Was just about to go to sleep"
but I washed my face and now I'm all awake, anyone interesting up for a friendly chat?
eu fala portugues ;]..haha well I'm learning.
*I do not appreciate pictures of you penis
..yes this is really me.

Vicious Delicious replies:
But pictures of my penis always appreciate, in fact one of them is now valued at $300 (jk, its only worth $3)
the fact that you claim its really you before i even doubted you, make me now doubt it really is you (yep, i'm a deep thinker)
nice to meet you, i am Eric

i guess she's just not that into you, if you're a good investment opportunity. but we'll let her slide because she is kinda cute. now let's see about her sense of humor...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Ernest

by @snugglekittens

Ernest loved to eat and loved to read. He decided to have his news printed on bread so he could eat and read at the park. The birds at the park can't read but they do love bread...

Just Coz

via Dr. Monster

MTV's The State on DVD

David Wain wouldn't have gone to the trouble of writing on his shirt in microsoft paint if it weren't true... this time

ear candy: Octopus Project

Macabreroni and Cheese: Helen and Carter

by @snugglekittens

Helen and Carter both had terrible manners and couldn't stand to eat with each other. Helen chewed with her mouth open and Carter licked his fingers but they both agreed to make sacrifices for each other...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Jonas and Kate

by @snugglekittens

Jonas and Kate shared everything they ate. Some foods were meant for two and others just for one. Nothing stopped them...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Ronald and Alouisius

by @snugglekittens

Ronald and Alouisius were conjoined twins. They had trouble taking turns eating because Alouisius ate too slow so their mother tied their forks together. This time Ronald was too hungry to wait...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Simone

by @snugglekittens

Simone's car smelled like french fries. She was so eco-friendly that she converted her car to biodiesel and got used oil from a french fry factory. Now, if she could only remember where she parked...

Inspiration... or something like it

Jazzy's Note To Self

You Know What They Always Say

You know what they always say
If the shoe fits... just steal that one on display. Then go to a different shoe store and hope it has a display of the other shoe. WaLa! Now you can even properly run from the police, you damn shoe theif!

You Know What They Always Say

You know what pedophiles and statutory rapers always say
If there's "grass on the field"...then call Forest Gump because i heard he mows that for free out of the sheer love of it

Macabreroni and Cheese: Annette and Fairchild

by @snugglekittens

Annette and her brother Fairchild loved to play with their food. Annette was putting the finishing touches on her carrot stick log cabin but Fairchild was working on something much different...

A Postcard From Japan

wash the clothes you buy here before you wear them

sent to me by Benny HaHa (a.k.a. Benny And The Jits)
now anyone can just name a place "F_CK" (buy the vowel...or in this case i might make an exception), but it takes a crafty one to ammend that with the likes of "Zero Position" and proceed to serve food there

also sent to me by Ben

ear candy: Noze - Love Affair

RockAwhile Dundee

Last time a stranger in the subway asked me what i wanted, i told him a Crocodile Dundee video remix that i could access from the internet. then i proceeded to confess my love and then literally walk on top of people like some leather-clad crowd-surfing outback messiah. anyways, ask and you shall receive

Macabreroni and Cheese: Pearl

by @snugglekittens

Pearl's family was celebrating a holiday. The honor of having the family punch bowl was given to the eldest female, Pearl's aunt. Aunt Sophie happened to be missing this night so Pearl took over. The punch was unusually thick this year...

I Think I Might Have...

ear candy #27: Milosh

MILOSH - Wrapped Round My Ways

Macabreroni and Cheese: Eugene

by @snugglekittens

Eugene was very smart but didn't know how to talk to girls. For his first date he tried to buy the "how to impress your date" kit but he wasn't wearing his glasses...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Stephan and Elise

by @snugglekittens

Stephan had his first date with Elise. He was so nervous that he decided to write etiquette tips on his napkin. The napkin must have gotten smeared because instead of placing her napkin on her lap gently he placed it on her neck tightly...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Elliott

by @snugglekittens

Elliott owned no plates or cups. He found it easier to eat out of pots and pans. One day he decided to eliminate them all together and cook directly in his stomach. He may have added too much yeast to his recipe...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Christopher and Loren

by @snugglekittens

Christopher and his sister Loren only came home to eat dinner. One day when they came to visit their mother had turned the house into a restaurant. They asked to sit inside but she told them it was drive through only...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Girard and Harriet

by @snugglekittens

Girard and Harriet had always been a quiet couple but their home was full of chatter. They never spoke a single word to each other so their plates did the talking for them...

Holy Graffiti

that's an unfair stereotype about grown men with long hair

Jason Segal LIVE! Dracula's Lament

Macabreroni and Cheese: Breanne

by @snugglekittens

Breanne loved fast food. However, the more fast food she ate the slower she became. Eventually the food was just too quick for her to catch...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Kitt

by @snugglekittens

Kitt did not like to do dishes. As days passed by she ran out completely so she had to make her own out of items in the house. It was also very cold, but where would she find a hat..?

Macabreroni and Cheese: Lisette

by @snugglekittens

Lisette had trouble with silverware. She somehow always ended up getting more forks in her stomach than actual food. Maybe she should eat with her hands..?

Matthew McConaughey vs. Darth Vader

an old classic. Matthew McConaughey leads the rebel alliance against Darth Vader. Outerspace isn't big enough for the two of them!... place your bets.

Alice in Wonderland Remix

via Fagottron

Macabreroni and Cheese: Noah and Conor

by @snugglekittens

Noah and Conor were competitive little boys. They always had to see who would get the bigger half. Conor had always won the bigger half of the wishbone but when it came to Whitney it seemed that Noah was the winner...

The Lovin' Oven

sexual entendre, its not just for sandwich commercials anymore...or is it? this oven wants you to put a bun in. why didn't someone think to use sexual inuendo to sell footlong sandwiches a long time ago (like before Jared stole all the glory)?

Macabreroni and Cheese: Danica (a new series)

a new exclusive series from @snugglekittens.
more will be featured often... hint hint (don't make me spell it out for you)

Danica was a greedy little girl. When dinner time came her eyes always became too big for her stomach. The leftovers she wastefully threw away each night began to upset her stomach until one day her stomach grew too big for her eyes...

Extreme Obama

this is over-appropriatley labeled under politics

via <>Julia Segal

ear candy #26: Yael Naim

YAEL NAIM - Too Long
melloooooooooooooooooooooooooow

ShamWOW!

Q: What time is it when a hooker bites your tongue?
A: ShamOw time brother!
Vince Shlomi, known to me only as the ShamWow guy, is also a prostitute plunderer. Now I'm not usually one to judge people based on creepy eyes, a backstreet boy headset, poor morals, sexual deviancy, or explosive violent tendencies... but I just may have to start.

She bit his tongue, he punched her face.

ear candy #25 (starring Halle Berry)

BOY'S DON'T CRY - "I Wanna Be A Cowboy"
Remember that time Halle Berry showed her boobies? No, I mean the time before that. Nope, the time before that.... the 1st time. Well scouts, go back and watch The Last Boyscout where Berry's barely covered. This marked the first in a tradition of star-shaped pasties on the nipples of the black women we adore. Well, enough about boobies, because frankly this song is kinda gay. From a band name that is also a song name and quite possibly some good advice as well, I bring you Boys Don't Cry. Enjoy

Red Headed Step(to this)Child

You didn't even know they made apple bottom jeans in kids sizes?!?! (♪♪well if you don't know, now you know♪♪) Oddly enough, this is about who i expected to see the first time i heard the name 'Nelly' anyways.

Good Lord That's Alot of Money

have you seen my trillion dollars? It looks just like this... http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html

Holy Innuendo Batman!

reading people's thoughts frequently leads to hilarity. see example below

Brian Posehn's Malnurished Clone

I stumbled across Brian Posehn's starving and malnurished clone on Viceland.com the other day and simply had to share it. This is the humble beginning of a new recurring section on Vicious-Delicious that we like to call... Brothers But From Other Mothers

Ear Candy #24

TV ON THE RADIO - "Red Dress"
The new album, Dear Science, is getting alot of attention, there just might be a good reason for that...

The Self Cleaning Screen

just because Vicious-Delicious is into grantin' bitches wishes.... here is something cute
http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf

Thomas Lennon Interview

http://blogs.pioneerlocal.com/thenewspeg/2009/03/famous_from_oak_park_thomas_le.html

This Ain't His First Rodeo, Cowboy