Rap Chop

can anyone guess when you can't just "slap your troubles away with the slap chop".... (if your answer involved a prostitute, YOU WIN!)

remix DJ Steve Porter

Brother But From Other Mothers

this time around we have President Skroob & This Guy

ear candy: Lykke Li

Lykke Li - "Breaking It Up"
this song is more catchy than the swine flu. off of the Youth Novels album.

Joz's Racist Camera

this revolutionary camera won't take a picture untill it sees the whites of your eyes
via jozjozjoz

The Sex-Presidents: Our Fornicating Founding Fathers

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CD, The Only One Who Cares

the idea of receiving this from someone you consider a loved one if your self-esteem is down just seems alot like a final push... on the other hand, if your self-esteem is soaring, let's see how it high its flying after receiving this gift from your mom.
if this CD actually worked on anyone please let me know so i can congratulate you and tell you "i'm proud of you", that'll really blow your self-esteemy load & your mind all at twice.
its tricky how they lure you in with the $19.99 commercial formula and then hit you with that $24.95 shite, and the puzzle peices that don't fit together will entertain the feeble-minded for minutes at a time.

i feel like sending this as a gift to people i love and people i hate and let them figure it out.

Macabreroni & Cheese

by @snugglekittens

Coffee shop customers take pride in using cups made from recycled materials. Since customers usually only use the cups for twenty minutes or so the owners didn't think it would hurt to get their recycled material cheaper. Haunted things are always cheaper...

Pig Latin

it's written in English, about the Mexican swine flu, showing images of Asians, wearing a bra bigger than any Asian would ever have

The Bible: Stan Lee Illustrated Edition

Macabreroni and Cheese: Chauncy

by @snugglekittens

Chauncy always read while eating so no one would know he was eating alone. He hardly looked away from his book while eating and no one talked to him. There was no one around but for some reason this time he felt like someone was trying to tell him something...

Unofficial Radiohead "In Rainbows" Videos

RADIOHEAD - "4 MINUTE WARNING"
they could sell popsicles to eskimo's and screen doors to submarines, so Radiohead can certainly bring out the serenity in a nuclear explosion



RADIOHEAD - "ALL I NEED"
an unofficial video by jthelms that is officially rad

Michael Jackson's Red-Headed Stepchild

this is a photo @PaulScheer took of one of the dolls (that's right, plural!) at the Michael Jackson estate auction recently (check out the whole set here). Apparently MJ is an avid Aphex Twin fan. Brothers But From Other Mothers just got a new step sister.

Macabreroni and Cheese: Paige

Paige loved everything about hot chocolate and kept it in a bag so she could hold it. Tracy told her if she loved it so much she should marry it. So she did...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Mia

by @snugglekittens

Mia wanted to bake cookies but her recipe called for two eggs and she only had one. She nervously bit her nails while she thought about asking her neighbor. By the time she gathered the courage she realized she just wasn't hungry anymore...

Macabreroni and Cheese: Wray and Owen

by @snugglekittens
Wray and Owen lived in plastic bubbles. They both had very contagious illnesses but the idea of sharing a milkshake was terribly romantic. Some thought it was puppy love but they knew it was fatal attraction...

How Did I Miss This?

"I want to see this just a little"
"A great film for those with a short attention span"
"I prefer movies without all the big hollywood actors"
"Don't miss Gary Oldman in the role of a lifetime"

ear candy: Heart Cooks Brain

MODEST MOUSE - "Heart Cooks Brain"

Macabreroni and Cheese: Gary

by @snugglekittens

Gary thought it would be funny to trick his vegetarian friend Janet into eating meat. Janet wasn't a vegetarian for conventional reasons. He must have forgotten her last name was Dahmer...